I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.