yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Did I show you my penis last night?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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