you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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