is your mom at the bar?
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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