i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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