you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
