Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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