We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm too high and old for this...
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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