i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
At a point I was just cumming dust last night