its not stalking. its research.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"