He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
this beer tastes like vomit already
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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