I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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