What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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