go do what you do best...puke behind churches
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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