the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
he fucked my hip out of place.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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