the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
True college students do jello shots in the library
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