Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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