i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
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i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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