you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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