whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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