The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
