I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
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Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Will exercising make me less horny?
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