Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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