OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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