I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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