I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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