Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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