he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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