So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
We named our party play list daddy issues
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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