I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
and you fell through a lawn chair
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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