he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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