oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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