U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
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