how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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