You're my little dorito
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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