god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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