so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
So much rum. So many feels.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm too high and old for this...
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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