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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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