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wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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