I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Acid is not a monday night drug
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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