Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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