i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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