Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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