i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
babies were throwing up all over the place
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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