My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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