I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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