one two three fourrrrnication!
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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