I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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