one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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