it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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