508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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