Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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