so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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