The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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