Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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